It was a beautiful sight: Perfectly manicured rolling greens overlooking the bay, the finest display…
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My dreams are disturbing. Really disturbing. In the morning when I wake up, I often…

Why is it when you’ve been at best booty camp all week and given up gluten and wine and food that starts with c and found the perfect muffin-top-hiding, good-gam-revealing dress and…
I was waiting outside a restaurant for dinner the other night and noticed a father…
Or in contemporary terms, Romance you sexy beast, why are you throwing shade at me?…
Remember that first flush when you had a crush on Scott Baio or Farrah Fawcett…
There’s nothing like your handsome date stumbling over a tattered book opened to a virility…
I sit mesmerized by my cup of coffee, slowly stirring in uncertainty. Then I feel…